"Star-Lord" Peter Quill

Played by Chris Pratt in Guardians of the Galaxy.

I mean seriously...

played by Chris Pratt.

A beefed-up, tousled-haired, sarcastic, and deliciously goof-ballish Chris Pratt.

Oh to be the hot green alien daughter of a super-villain god... if only...

once you go green?

Star-Lord's got wickedly nostalgic taste in music and a group of friends who

take some getting used to, but if you're ever in trouble he'll probably be able to save you! 

(but maybe you should bone up on your self-defence skills just in case...)

Buckle up for safety!

Dating Star-Lord would be a guaranteed adventure. You may die, or get captured, 

but he would always know how to break the tension and get you to laugh while 

you're staring down the barrel of an element gun... 

I mean, the mask could be fun.


 Half-alien, half-human, and total babe. 

For all your cheese grating needs.

Karl "Helo" Agathon

Helo. I don't even know where to begin with this one. If I had a man-designing machine to design the world's most beautiful man, it would come out Karl "Helo" Agathon.

With that strong jaw and those sad eyes, Helo is kind and intensely loyal - probably to a fault. 

I can't even...

Once BSG has its hooks into you, you will find yourself swooning over this man. What sometimes comes across as weakness or naivety to those of the straight male persuasion, I like to think of positively- ultimately stemming from this teddy bear's huge capacity for love.

Brooding beauty. You're so deep, Helo.

Oh to be that assault rifle...

He even has a strong paternal side. 

My uterus is crying.

I won't let the other mean soldiers pick on you! Come here, teddy bear!

Hoban "Wash" Washburne

The obvious choice from the best-sci-fi-tv-show-ever-omg, Firefly, and its equally amazing motion picture counterpart Serenity, would probably be Mal. I can guarantee, dear readers, that Mal will have his shining moment on this blog, but for now I would like to bask in the understated glory that is Hoban "Wash" Washburne.

Hey there, Blue Eyes. 

Cutest Wash moment ever? Curse your sudden but inevitable hotness!

 Outside of his fantastic sense of humor, intelligence, and dreamy eyes, the most attractive part about Wash is that he just may be the best partner in Science Fiction. His relationship with wife Zoe makes me swoon with both happiness, and yeah I'll admit it, major jealousy.

Alright, we get it, you're perfect... I mean... awww

Wash's wife is hot, strong, independent, and he is he is equally supportive, proud, and head-over-heels lustfully infatuated.

Wash and Zoe, marriage goals.

I don't want to give away spoilers, but this man never fails to make me cry regardless of how many times I've watched Serenity (and it's a lot. like, a LOT)

Wash, tell me I'm pretty!

Cause I'm pretty??

Fox Mulder

David Duchovny's Fox Mulder is the geeky, driven, and approachable but gorgeous man of every sci-fi fan girl's dreams. I was a die hard X Files fan, up until he left the show. Aliens, government conspiracies, but no Fox? No thank you.

Smoldering Fox

Geeky Dreamboat

One of my favourite parts of the show was watching Dana Scully self-consciously attempt to hide her attraction. You're doing fine, Dana, no one notices the fire behind your eyes...

Yeah girl, play it cool.

I shall excuse your bad turtle neck, if you make out with me.

And for a bonus treat- time for tea?

No Caption Necessary...

Captain Jack Harkness

If it moves, he flirts with it. 

Captain Jack. Oh what those intense eyes do to me. Time traveling pal of Doctor Who, immortal, and knock-you-on-your-back beautiful.

Oh, hey there

Marry me. No really, I wouldn't even mind your occasional trysts with Ianto. Can't say I'd blame him. Or you.

Is it hot in here?

Well, huh...

Sometimes when googling your name you find blogs that were drunkenly started years ago, and then promptly forgotten about...


I think this one deserves a revival!

Stay tuned!

Korben Dallas

Bold wardrobe choice. It's working for you, Korben.

Bruce Willis's character, Korben Dallas, is like a lot of Bruce Willis characters- tough, but with a soft spot for pretty ladies in distress. However, this character happens to be featured in one of my favorite films of all time, Luc Besson's The Fifth Element. Fun bit of trivia- the stories that this film would be based off of were written by Besson when he was just a teenager. And... that kind of makes sense :)